

"Blind Date"Pen met Paper on a Sunday afternoon, In April, May, or maybe in June, Paper invited Pen over for dinner, She said that Pen couldn't get much thinner,"Blind Date"
Pen showed up that night in a nice suit, Paper was so flattered she was only mute, "May I come in?", asked Pen with worry, Paper wasn't so sure of this hurry,
So in came Pen into the white living room, The blue lines on the walls like violets in bloom. They sat on the margin and hugged for a while, Pen began to push for the whole mile,
Paper resisted Pen's small attempt, She cut him off and held hi


"Rude Awakening"I woke up this morning and opened the door,"Rude Awakening"
Not knowing just what I was looking for,
I reached in and gave the squid a fruit,
It was peering its head out of the top of my boot,
The ardvark began to address the squid,
The wombat sat on the jar of a lid,
"Who will marry me in the day of dreams?"
"Who drinks coffee with two types of creams?"
"I will marry you on a pile of malarky!"
Said the young female ardvarky,
The wombat had a blue breadstick lodged in its eye,
The ardvark didn't ask why it can't fly,
Okay, you're gonna get watched. XD
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....so you aren't like "LAME X-MAS GIFT! HATE! DIE!" by =rinedet
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